Cock-a-doodle-doooo! The noise echoed over and over again from my cell phone. It was new and I didn’t know how to turn the volume down. Everyone on the bus turned around and looked at me.
“Don’t worry,” I said, “It’s just my cock ring.” I giggled and held up the phone. No one else laughed. The bus screeched to a halt.
“What did you say?” the bus driver shouted into the rearview mirror. The bus fell silent. “You think you’re funny, son?” We weren’t even halfway to school and my first day was already turning out to be a disaster.
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Title by: Sarah
Story by: Jeremy
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