when you go public i will buy a controlling interest

Your son of a bitch boyfriend holds all your interest now, doesn’t he? I’m a patient man, though. I can wait. By all accounts, he hasn’t got the manpower to keep you in his holdings. The bubble will burst. And when you’re ready to divest yourself of him, I shall launch my hostile takeover bid. I can hardly wait to split your Class B shares. I’ll penetrate your markets until they’re completely saturated. I’ll massage your figures. You’ll be astounded at how I liquidate your assets. Afterwards, I’ll day-trade you for something else. Pump and dump, baby. Pump and dump.

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Title by: rajeev
Story by: Kevin Thom

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