What?

What?

What’s that?

I missed it.

What did you say?

Are you saying “Elephant Boo?”

You are? You’re saying “Elephant Boo?”

Wait, so you’re not saying “Elephant Boo?”

I’m sorry, it’s really loud in this place.

Yeah, I’m at a bar with Mike and Phil.

Mike and Phil. Mike and Phil! Yeah, from work. Work!

So, I’m sorry, what were you trying to say?

Can I call you when I leave? What?

Wait, are you saying “I love you?”

Oh my god. This is awkward.

No, I love you, too!

Sorry, what was that?

No, just now.

What’s that?

What?

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

I like this story!

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