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What is the Essence of Being?

Answered in nineteen five-word stories.

That dog loved to wrestle.

I pray before doing anything.

We’re all interesting on cocaine.

This cheeseburger has blue cheese!

Lost my virginity. Now what?

Hitting the snooze button again.

Enough is enough is enough.

First punch. Not too painful.

Ironically, Phil doesn’t get it.

Scratched the clawed one’s back.

I’m lousy at telling jokes.

Like a really good sandwich.

Never looked inside the casket.

Music? You call this music?

Grandma’s on the video phone.

Just one long drunken blur.

She only remembered good times.

Finally, I settled on settling.

Life is hard. The end.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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  1. jenny says

    I would like this ten times if I could.

  2. Nick says

    Why thank you!

  3. Birundha says

    original and cute very good



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