What if you were attacked by Scorpions?

Rogue survival techniques. #85: In a survival situation, it is smart to be well prepared. Occasionally, you may be attacked by Scorpions. Those evil, evil bastards. If you are attacked by Scorpions, the best thing to do is eat the Scorpion. This is a two part action. The first part: ingesting the Scorpion may allow you to develop a quick immunity to the venom. Second, the first part actually won’t work and the only thing you’ll have left at that point is the sheer need of revenge. So eat the Scorpion, making the inside of your stomach its last home.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Jarvis

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