Tickle a drunk for a dollar.

Doug may have been a homeless alcoholic, but he was the most creative homeless alcoholic we’d ever met. The rest of us got our money the usual ways: panhandling, donating plasma, the occasional purse-snatching when things got desperate. Not Doug. He was always coming up with zany ways to make a buck. $5 to punch him in the face. The homeless alcoholic singing telegram. Drunken Shakespeare in the park ($2 admission fee).  Every idea the man dreamed up was a hit. Well, except the time he tried to sell candy outside the middle school. That probably wasn’t his best idea.

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Title by: crndwg
Story by: Jenny

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