Thongs and Donuts

“I have a great business idea.”

“I don’t want to hear it.”

“It’s a great opportunity for you and-”

“I seriously don’t want to hear it.”

“It’s basically, like, Dunkin’ Donuts or whatever, but with strippers. Maybe on roller skates. But that’s not, you know, like, vital. The roller skates I mean.”

“I’m in. But the roller skates are crazy talk. They’re mostly naked, right? Right. You want them skating around refilling people’s hot coffee without protective clothing on? That’s a third-degree burn lawsuit waiting to happen, my friend.”

“See, this is why I need you in on this. Smart.”

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Title by: gojennings
Story by: David

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