“I have a great business idea.”
“I don’t want to hear it.”
“It’s a great opportunity for you and-”
“I seriously don’t want to hear it.”
“It’s basically, like, Dunkin’ Donuts or whatever, but with strippers. Maybe on roller skates. But that’s not, you know, like, vital. The roller skates I mean.”
“I’m in. But the roller skates are crazy talk. They’re mostly naked, right? Right. You want them skating around refilling people’s hot coffee without protective clothing on? That’s a third-degree burn lawsuit waiting to happen, my friend.”
“See, this is why I need you in on this. Smart.”
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Title by: gojennings
Story by: David
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