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This Is Not a Story

This is my life!

Are you really going to kill me off in 87 more words? Oh god, 82.

This isn’t funny. It’s just…it’s sick.

Please. I’ll give you anything. Just stop typing. Okay?

Stop, goddamn it!

I’m sorry, I shouldn’t yell.

But seriously, quit. Just for a minute.

For a second! Please? One second?

Thanks.

Why are you smiling? Is this FUN to you?

Oh my god. You’re getting off on this, aren’t you?

Goddamn it, stop typing!

So that’s it huh? Fine. Do what you have to do. But first can I please just tell my mom I—

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Title by: Brandon
Story by: Jenny

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  1. David Blackstone says

    This one is my new favorite :-)

  2. Jeremy Griffin says

    Love it. Reminds me of my favorite book as a kid: “There’s a monster at the end of this book.”

  3. jenny says

    @david thanks!

    @jeremy that’s exactly what i was thinking of actually…kind of a twisted grown-up version…

  4. Birundha says

    Love it!
    superb



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