This Almost Never Happens (Jeremy Version)

- Baby born with two heads.
- Sky and ocean trade places.
- Dog hears the sound of his own heart.
- Princess takes cigarette break.
- Flute jammed in spigot.
- 3 Christmases.
- The smell of warm bread in a cold house.
- Man turns into tree, or tree grows in lung.
- Blue magic.
- Desperate romantic gesture.
- Escape just in time, pick up dinner.
- Meteor bath.
- Cut own arm to reveal grayed, dusty cotton.
- Plastic ear replaces computer.
- Sitting, waiting quietly by the back door.
- Eat in order to cry.

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Title by: Paul G Hunt (goodnewsfortheinsane)
Story by: Jeremy

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