There’s Always Room For Improvement

Hello Everyone!!!!!

As you know, times are tough. So effective today, we’re implementing these changes:

- Lunch Hour is now the Plasma Donation Pep Rally. A few blood cells go a long way!

- BYO Toilet Paper. For those who forget, there are old magazines in each stall.

- Women of childbearing age with an IQ over 130 and a hotornot.com rating above 8, please register with the Egg Donation Coordinator.

- In the case of emergency, we’re designating all employees over 200 pounds Official Food Sources. Thanks in advance for your sacrifice.

Have a super wonderful day!

Office Services

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Title by: Joey Zielazinski
Story by: Jenny

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