Dear Congregation:
You’re invited to a memorial for Phyllis Simmons. Now, I know Phyllis wasn’t exactly the most popular member of the church, but so far, only three people have indicated they plan to attend. I don’t know about you, but I’d hate it to die and go to heaven only to look down and realize nobody loved me. Of course, we can’t know where Phyllis went, but wherever she is, let’s send her off right. Refreshments will be served, but only for those who attend, so don’t try sneaking in for a helping of banana pudding. God is watching!
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Title by: Phill
Story by: Jenny
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