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The ugliest baby in the world

My mamma always said I was the prettiest thing she’d ever seen. ‘Course, she was my mamma, so I think it was kinda required of her. Now daddy, he never said any such thing. Fact, daddy always said, “Shelly, you were the ugliest baby I ever saw and ain’t a damn thing changed since then.” But that was just daddy being daddy. I didn’t mind him at all. Except when he came to my room when mamma was sick. I told him I’d cut his throat if he touched me like that again. And you better believe I meant it.

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Title by: Charlie
Story bt: Jenny

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  1. danny drinkwine says

    wow man thats sad if u were ugly u must be nice on the inside



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