The Third Best Thing That Happened To Me Four Days Ago

I hate eating lunch from the vending machine, but it was 3pm and I was starving. Of course, it took three tries before the goddamn machine took my money. And yes, I did say “goddamn” but just under my breath. Then, when I punched the button to get some Fritos, the damn bag got stuck. I knocked the glass a little, but it didn’t work. So I grabbed the whole goddamn machine and shook it back and forth and maybe screamed “I want my goddamn Fritos, you asshole.” And the machine dropped my Fritos AND some Skittles. It was awesome.

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Title by: Eric
Story by: Jenny

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