The newly elected Senator, standing at the podium, holding his damn acceptance speech, looking at his constituents. His speech was full of these promises and words. He stood there. He knew. He could piss himself right then and there.
“Uh,” the Senator said. “Yeah. I jerk off in public bathrooms. And I check paper machines for change. And old people? F old people. You know? I’ve never finished a book. I once got hard when my Uncle Bob hugged me for too long.”
They stared at him. He stared right back.
“Thank you,” he said and got off the stage.
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Title by: Eduard Wayles
Story by: Jarvis
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