There was this tower somewhere far off in a land nobody had heard of. It was called Ia or something. And in that tower lived a very nice looking girl, and she was a princess, probably.
She had all these people who came from far away and they brought her gifts, but she was all like, “I don’t like any of these things, they suck.” And for the most part, they did suck. They were like stupid baubles and things. But then one day, one of the maidens brought the princess this awesome ring. She really liked it a lot.
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Title by: HB Chang
Story by: Jeremy
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I love the dismissive tone. Ha!