Warning! Do not attempt to touch or handle God-stone. Despite popular belief, God-stone will not bestow God-like powers. Touching God-stone will result in $300 fine, and risk of injury. God-stone is for display purposes only. Do not attempt to speak to God-stone, as doing so may result in temporary loss of vision, impaired judgment and vertigo. Singing in the presence of God-stone may be considered dangerous. Do not tell secrets in vicinity of God-stone, and angry thoughts or resentment are highly discouraged. God-stone National Park employees are available if you become hysterical, begin to feel indescribable pain, or experience stigmata.
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Title by: HB Chang
Story by: Jeremy
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Haha. Love this.
I see a re-incarnation of the Pet-Rock on the horizon.