The Donkey Was Too Old, Alas

Get the latest Flash Player to see this player.

This kid in like Bible Times was going to sell a bag of beans so his family could buy food or whatever. And he brought this donkey that was too old to ride, so maybe it like protected him? Anyway, some sand in the road started swirling around into the shape of a man, and it said it would like grant a wish, like a genie, but the kid couldn’t pick the wish. So the sandman preserved like the bountifulness of the beans, so the kid would never be hungry. But he couldn’t preserve the donkey. I think it died.

***
Title by: Norm & Al
Story by: Nick

Related posts:

1. I love you more than you want a rabbit
2. And the Dong with a luminous nose
3. Nine Times Seven Equals FUCK YOU
4. My friend, that Buddha Kid
5. It Had to Be You