The Comfy Zipper

A man in a restroom pulls up his zipper and cringes: “Yow, that hurt!”

“Does this keep happening to you? You need Comfy Zipper! Here’s how it works: First, apply our patented CZ Velcro-Patch behind the Problem Zipper with the CZ Hot Glue Pistol. Next, sew the CZ Button-Strip to the Velcro-Patch. Any sewing machine will work! Finally, line your Trouble Garment with our space-aged CZ Protecto-Wrap for ultimate protection. It’s that easy!”

The same man shows up at a meeting and his pants are covered in blood. A sweet looking young woman passes him a note that reads “comfyzipper.tv.”

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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