sweetie, you are a virus drifting through life drinking the blood of the generous.

Now, as your therapist, I’m contractually obligated to view you with unconditional positive regard.

Which is why, when I call you a life-sucking parasite, I mean it in the most loving way.

Don’t look so upset. This is a big opportunity!

Now that we’ve identified your problem, we can start looking at the possibilities.

What few you have, considering that you’ve already frittered away the goodwill of everyone who loves you.

But hey, forget them! We’re going to build a whole new you. Let’s start by listing all the GOOD things about you.

…

…

Why don’t you go first?

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Title by: rajeev
Story by: Jenny

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