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So Funny I’m Jealous I Didn’t Say It

A party.

“What is he trying to do with that outfit?” Sarah asked Roy. Roy was deep in whiskey and clever as a fifth grade joke. The two of them were making fun of people.

“He’s trying out for an ugly competition,” Roy said and knew it was horrible.

“Dude looks like a virus with pants,” Sarah said. “Dude looks like a STD in a sports jacket!”

And, in the bathroom, Roy wrote it down on toilet paper. A STD in a sports jacket. He would use that later, in front of Sarah, by accident, and they’d stop being friends.

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Title by: Harrison Brookie
Story by: Jarvis

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