Snot: The pictorial musical

Act II, Scene 1

The stage is dark. A single beam illuminates TISSUE sitting alone on top of her box.

She doesn’t notice as a spotlight reveals SNOT standing stage left. He sees her and sings into the darkness.

SNOT: There she is, my two-ply beauty
Unspoiled expanses ready for duty
Oh I would so happily smile
If only her folds I could defile.

His spotlight goes dark. TISSUE is alone on the stage.

TISSUE: How can I tell him? Will he not see?
My heart dreams of Snot, but I’m wedded to Sneeze.

With a despairing sigh, TISSUE crumples.

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Title by: BS
Story by: Jenny
Illustration by: Able Parris

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