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She loves animals more than I love sex

She: I don’t care if people say squirrels are rats with bushy tails, I freaking love them. I feed them all the time.

I: I’m kinda stressed. Like all the time.

She: Oh my God, while Mike was at work, Carlos did the cutest thing where he brought me his ball and just laid it gently on my feet. You had to be there, it was too sweet.

I: From work.

She: I don’t know, it’s like, people don’t think animals have souls but I swear they do, even down to sparrows. Sparrows have like tons of personality.

I: Once, twice a — month.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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