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say no to styrofoam

“Joining us now is Jim James.  Jim, if you noticed today, the President was eating that hamburger out of a Styrofoam, I said Styrofoam, container.”

“I did notice that.  It is just another example of how this administration is irresponsible in everyway.  I mean, do you know how long Styrofoam stays in those landfills?”

“I believe it’s six billion years.”

“Ten billion.  People voted for him? I mean, the man has no respect for our children.  Or our children’s children.  Or our children’s children’s children.”

“He could have said no to the Styrofoam.”

“And said yes to our kid’s future.”

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Jarvis

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