In ninth grade, I stuck a bunch of plastic cutlery in Greg’s yard. It ended up freezing that night, so it was extra exhilarating. That Spring, I decided to stick a bunch of For Sale signs in front of the Manetti’s house. It took me a while to find a second sign, and when I got back to the Manetti’s, there were already two couples waiting for a tour. But now it’s not so harmless. Some hot young teacher tells me my kid’s got self-control issues, well, buddy, let’s see how you do with a little sawdust in your tank.
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Story by: Nick
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