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Wanna see my vinyl collection, man? I got Brown Sugar with the zipper. Got Blind Faith with the porno cover. Got the Mother’s Milk purple EP, that’s Boston minus Rooster Van Dyke–you hear it playing now? I got an edge too. You gotta have an edge. Dig: my vinyls can spin their own B sides on command. Wanna see? Watch this: “MOTHAH’S MILK! ROLLOVAH…NOW!” You never saw anything like that! Flips itself over–awesome. Gets even better, too. I wouldn’t tell just anybody this, man, but the vinyls? Look at em, man. Look really hard. They’re actually hedgehogs.

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Title by: Stormy Knight
Story by: Bill Henderson

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