Roll the Dice

“Your turn…”

“A six… and… a four! Woo Hoo, I get Mars!”

“Wait, Mars is mine!”

“No, not any more it’s not! Ha ha, you’re just left with Pluto now, and that’s not even a planet!”

“You’ve got it wrong…”

“No I haven’t, Pluto was reclassified as a dwarf planet by the people of Earth back in 2006. Some of them were quite upset about it all; they are funny creatures, humans…”

“No, I mean you’ve got the co-ordinates wrong. That’s not Mars…”

“Isn’t it? Shit. I really thought I’d won then.”

“Hold on… Yeah that’s right, it’s… Earth.”

“Oh.”

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Title by: r_strata
Story by: Honest

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