Pudding is Good

It has the advantage that you can eat it if you want. Though, after the match you probably wouldn’t want to. The problem is it can be too thick, to where it’s gooey instead of slippery, so you have to be careful what kinds of pudding you buy.

Oil is good. Vegetable oil, baby oil. The guys in the audience seem to like the baby oil best. I’ve done motor oil, but I don’t recommend it. If it gets in your mouth, it’s awful. And nobody wants to see you vomit. I won’t wrestle in mud for the same reason.

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Title by: Magpie
Story by: David

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