Professor Fangboner

There are ways our teachers never stop teaching us, as is the case with Henry Fangboner. He was my English teacher freshman year, and sure, I learned about English; but I learned so much more about triumph of the human spirit from him than anyone else. You might look at him and think, “Hey, here’s a guy who gets fangs on his penis when he gets an erection, what good is he?” But I look at him and I see a man, who in defiance of society’s judgment, gets up there with a snake penis and teaches students about Beowulf.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Jeremy

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