Private Property (Jenny Version)

VOICEOVER: You are about to enter the courtroom of Judge Judith Sheindlin. The people are real. The cases are real. The rulings are final. This is Judge Judy – KID EDITION.

ANNOUNCER: Jimmy claims Paul stole his Twinkie, then beat him up after school.

JUDGE JUDY: Okay what’s the deal?

HAWTHORNE: He stole my Twinkie. And called me fat.

MARSHALL: Well, he is FAT.

JUDGE JUDY: You got a point, kid. You steal his Twinkie?

MARSHALL: Yeah.

JUDGE JUDY: You beat him up?

MARSHALL: Yeah.

JUDGE JUDY: You sorry?

MARSHALL: Yeah.

JUDGE JUDY: (to bailiff) This spin-off sucks.

BAILIFF: Yeah.

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Title by: David S.
Story by: Jenny

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