“Pretty Boy AIDS Machine”

“If you’re ever driving on the New Jersey turnpike, and you have to take a shit, don’t do it at the Walt Whitman rest area. Not unless you want to get ghost AIDS. Legend is that a gorgeous ex underwear model who died from AIDS in 1987 got it from that very rest stop. He used to suck dudes off at all of them, but WW was his favorite. He haunts the toilet seats there now, so by the time you’ve read ‘Pretty Boy AIDS Machine was here’ on the wall it’s already too late, you’ve got ghost AIDS.”

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Title by: Adam Clark
Story by: Jeremy

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