Plug In Baby

Easy to use. Easy to forget. Infant installation process compares to use of:
• Brick
• Toaster
• Can opener
• Flower pot

Prepare unit:
• Open bag and drain excess blood.
• Remove outer membrane and set aside.
• Clean any wounds, wait for color to fade.
• Think fondly of your history, of the depth of the soil.

Prepare outlet:
• Grease lightly with proportioned salve.
• Remove copper casing.
• Whisper desired wattage into portal.
• Discuss your role as mother.

Do not disappoint plug in baby. Raise your glass in fear and anguish. Smile and wait.

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Title by: Nathan Toms
Story by: Jeremy

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