payless and the technicolor shoebox top

“One! Two! Three! Four!” Donald yelled. No matter what his parents said, he was going to be the best musical director the world had ever seen.

“My titties hurt,” Sarah said. It was the costume. It pressed too hard against the skin and rubbed everyone raw.

“Fuck your titties!” Donald said. “I’ll rip your fucking titties off! From the top!”

“Can we take a break,” Sam asked. “My titties hurt too.”

“No breaks!” Donald yelled! “Payless and the Technicolor Shoebox Top opens Tomorrow night!”

“I just peed,” Jane said. “Again.”

Donald tossed his clipboard and walked out the theater, crying.

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Title by: cerulean
Story by: Jarvis

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