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Paul Bunyon was a giant asshole

Let’s get something straight here: Paul Bunyan was no saint. The man had every sign of being a wifebeater. He busted out all the windows of his house and we’re supposed to believe it was from him clapping? Yeah, and I bet Babe just fell into the Grand Canyon on accident. Clumsy old Babe, right? Of course, Babe never talked. How could she, when he never let her out of his sight? Isolated her from other oxen. Wouldn’t settle down in one place. Hey Paul, why’d you pick the blue ox? Was it because you knew the bruises wouldn’t show?

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Title by: Aipla Ja Rise
Story by: Jenny

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By admin – May 4, 2009

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  1. eric says

    Slacks brought me here, my girlfriend is named Jenny. Love this story.

    May 7, 2009, 4:59 pm



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