Panda Bear Handstand

You know what, I bet I could take that Panda bear. He doesn’t look so tough. I bet if I got in that cage I could kick his ass. He thinks he’s so cool doing all those flips and things. Pfff, so what? I can do a handstand. Anyone can do a handstand. I bet I could kick that bear’s ass if I wasn’t in this wheelchair. Look at him, eating sticks and leaves. What a dumb idiot. As soon as I get the money, I am going to buy this stupid zoo and make the animals fight each other.

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Title by: dcdave
Story by: Jeremy
Illustration by: Janie Woodbridge

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