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Old Man Arnold’s X-Rated Hay Ride

“Umm, mom?”

“Yeah sweetie?”

“I just found this weird flyer in our mailbox.”

“Who’s it from?”

“Mr. Arnold.”

“Mr. Arnold from down the street?”

“Yeah.”

“What’s it say?”

“It’s for a hay ride.”

“What? Why would Old Mr. Arnold be advertising a hay ride?”

“It’s weird, right?”

“Let me see it.”

“Umm, yeah, I can’t. I just threw it away.”

“What’s that orange thing in your hand, then?”

“This? Nothing. Just an ad for an oil change.”

“…”

“So yeah, I think I’m gonna go.”

“To get an oil change?”

“No to Mr. Arnold’s hay ride.”

“Well have fun.”

“I will.”

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Title by: s. davis
Story by: Jenny

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  1. Kevin Thom says

    Haha perfect. I’ll be back soon. Going to print some flyers and distribute them at the university.



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