No One Thinks They’re a Hipster

I just took off my new glasses for the first and last time. I looked retarded, I know I did. I deserve to die. I came into Cool Beans and said, “Hey, I got glasses like yours,” and when he didn’t say anything, I said, “Because I’m a hipster too, I just didn’t need glasses before so you couldn’t really tell.” He asked me if he could help me, like he’d never seen me before. Maybe he never had. I asked for a green tea latte with honey and soy milk. He shook his head. He actually shook his head.

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Title by: defenestration
Story by: Nick

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