Nishi once thought of BackupURL

He also claimed to have invented Facebook in the spring of 1996. (He’d called his StalkEveryoneYouKnow.com, which everyone agreed was a far superior name). We’d get him drunk just to see what he’d come up with. Two beers and he developed the Amazon.com shopping cart. Four drinks and he working with Richard Branson on some top-secret “Virgin Matrix.” We all figured he was full of shit, but last week I got a Facebook message from Tammy saying she’d run into Nishi at Whole Foods. Turns out, he’s head of something or other at Google. She was all impressed, but whatever.

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