MTV Presents: Baseball Simulator Generator 3000 (Starring Jackie Chan as Mark McGuire)

A press release for the most infamous unpublished sports game:

You’ve Simulated Baseball. You’ve performed Action Kung-Fu with Jackie Chan. You love MTV, and you’ve seen Mark “Big Mac” McGuire smash his way into the history books. But are you ready for MTV Presents: Baseball Simulator Generator 3000 (Starring Jackie Chan as Mark McGuire)? Build your team by giving them amazing powers! Fight evil ninjas in the outfield next to the world’s most famous action star! And rock out with Big Mac and Linkin’ Park in the rhythm-based 7th-inning stretch mini-game. Get ready for the ultimate baseball/kung-fu/rock star experience!

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Quintin

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