Skip to content


Me and my “muffin top” go to the beach.

muffintopWell, here it is, Teresa— summer. You told yourself you’d get your fat ass into shape before it got warm enough to put on a bikini. Too late for that now, I guess. Whatever. It doesn’t matter. 

Did I bring my cigarettes out here? Shit. I have to go back to the car. Nah, never mind, I don’t need them anyway. 

I bet the water is too cold to get in. Maybe I’ll jump in there in a little while.

I am such a fatty. Teresa the fatty. I might as well be wearing a sports bra and cargo shorts. 

***
Title by: Third
Story by: Jeremy
Illustration by: Callie Peck 

1 person likes this story.

Related posts:

  1. Kitty on Tenterhooks
  2. Rocket Ship Baby, On the Tree Top
  3. Swamp Haint Alive!
  4. Robot Prom
  5. I Don’t Eat That

Posted in Stories.

Tagged with , .


0 Responses

Stay in touch with the conversation, subscribe to the RSS feed for comments on this post.



Some HTML is OK

or, reply to this post via trackback.



Creative Commons License