Kitty on a Train ( With A GUN!)

OK. Don’t even look at anyone. Find a seat and put your bag on the rack. But what if Flapjack meows? Fine, unzip the bag and let him peak out. Don’t want to surprise the conductor. If he knows Flapjack’s in there, he’ll have no reason to search it. What if Flapjack somehow gets a paw stuck by the trigger? Can that happen? Is the safety on? Does it have a safety? Does it come with the safety set already? Shit, I didn’t buy bullets. Does it come with bullets? Maybe I can just throw the gun. Shit, where’s Flapjack?

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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