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Jump Bitch Jump!

Oh helllllll no! Girl, that monster is right behind you! No, don’t turn around! Keep running! Yeah, grab that knife. This movie is so stupid. Why is she in that dark ass house in the first place? She knew that monster was killing all them people in there! Oh, she fell! Get up, ho! You better move your ass if you wanna get out of there! That monster has some big ass teeth. Nah, I don’t believe this. That girl is stupid. Oh, why you running upstairs? No, don’t get on the roof! He’s right behind you! Jump, bitch, jump! 

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Title by: crazayyygirl
Story by: Jeremy 

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  1. crazayyygirl says

    my titles seem to get the most clever stories for them! but you make great stories for every title, definitely gonna tell everyone about you guys!

  2. shawn says

    mily cyrus was about to jump out of a plane & shouted jump bitch jump & the rest of the town joined in ” jump bitch jump. jump bitch jump. jump bitch jump”



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