Jim Should Be Here

“Can you imagine if Jim were here?”

“He would have really loved this.”

“Remember that occasion last year, when we were at that one place and Jim did that crazy thing and we all laughed so heartily?”

“Oh yeah! Or the night we went to that sporting event and Jim was really boisterous and maybe a smidge intoxicated and said many provocative things to the officials?”

“Oh that Jim.”

“I wish he were here right now.”

“I know. It’s like, these lovely ladies with abnormally inflated breasts are rubbing themselves on our laps…but without Jim, somehow it’s not as fun.”

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Jenny

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