It’s almost as though you never left

If I’m nostalgic, I can turn on the game and crank up the sound to a completely unnecessary 35. I can fill the refrigerator with cans of cheap beer and leave four or five of them, half finished, on every table in the house. I can spill funions onto the couch and behind the cushions. I can download hours of snoring sounds and sync them to my ipod to listen to at night.

I can assault my own self-esteem by buying magazines with photoshopped models on the covers. It won’t be as direct as your criticism, but it’ll do the trick.

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Title by: muthafizzle
Story by: David

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