Is the baby drinking the blood?

The Shifflett family on Oh yeah? Watch this! would be the Osbournes of reality TV — if the Osbournes didn’t already have a show. The object for this week’s “Who’s Your Daddy?” challenge is milk, and the Connells take an early lead. Steve chugs milk while his kid tells knock-knock jokes, then pours the milk that comes out of his nose back into the glass. To top that, Donny Shifflett pricks his finger with one of Baby Lou’s diaper pins and drips the blood into a bottle of freshly pumped milk, painting a beautiful pink ribbon inside the white cylinder.

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Title by: Matthew
Story by: Nick

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