Is it egotistical to commision a 12″ action figure in your likeness and call him Action Lee?

It’s my first big purchase as an adult. The DVD player was on sale and the TV was second-hand. My folks bought the computer. All my friends, when they see Action Lee, they’re gonna remember that episode of Now We’re Learning where Sam visits the Hasbro factory and has his own He-Man made. They’re all gonna want to hold it and pose it. But I can’t let Alisha hold it. She has suspicious hands. She’ll lift Action Lee’s ninja garbs and feel the eight well-defined abs and go, “Yeah right. Not in a million years, Lee.” Alisha can’t touch him.

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Title by: Lee Allen
Story by: Nick

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