Insert Tab A Into Slot B

Officers responding to a domestic disturbance on Pleasant Drive arrived to find a broken window and the splintered remains of an Expedit shelving unit on the lawn. The alleged perpetrator had that day visited an IKEA three hours from his house. His companion recalled having several heated arguments throughout the store, including one over a $0.99 rubber spatula. Stress from the day and indigestion from too many Swedish meatballs boiled over when the alleged perpetrator tried to assemble the aforementioned unit. Neighbors report hearing someone scream, “There IS NO MOTHERFUCKING SLOT B!!!” right before the unit crashed through the window.

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Title by: dcdave
Story by: Jenny

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