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If Dali wrote knock knock jokes

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Breasts.
Breasts who?
A caravan of stick-legged elephants follow a stick-legged horse, which follows an old nude Christian through the desert. On the back of the third elephant is a yurt behind whose open door are breasts.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Won’t.
Won’t who?
Won’t you please answer the Lobster Phone? Here, take this cracker, and you’ll need a bib, too. Don’t eat the green stuff. Spread it above your lip like a mustache. I will paint myself as you.

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say Persistence of Memory?

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Title by: Herms
Story by: Nick

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