I Will Watch the Cool Kids Smoke

They don’t know I drank whiskey before. Me and Lucas drank half a bottle last year when his parents went to Guadalajara. We went out back with matches and WD-40 and torched our names on trees. We found the porno channel where you can see a half second of tits when you flip back and forth from another channel and rubbed ourselves in the living room. They don’t know I was the one who released the brake before the car rolled backwards over the neighbor’s baby. Her angel told me to shape up, so I won’t smoke. I’ll just watch.

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Title by: M Helke
Story by: Nick

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