I threaten to reveal the secrets of Devil’s Chest of Drawers and Phillips says Devil’s Chest of Drawers is no longer NCMA-sanctioned and they explained how you do it in a TV show two years ago, anyway, so everyone already knows it.
“Fine,” I say, “I’ll start cursing at parties.”
“We’ll reclassify you. Adult Illusionist.”
“And I’ll take off my pants.”
“Fetish Illusionist – for adults.”
I say, fine, I’ll just stop doing magic then, and Phillips laughs. “Good luck with that,” he says.
I’m not even twenty yards from the front gate when the first dove lands on me.
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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick
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