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I Want Out (Nick Version)

I threaten to reveal the secrets of Devil’s Chest of Drawers and Phillips says Devil’s Chest of Drawers is no longer NCMA-sanctioned and they explained how you do it in a TV show two years ago, anyway, so everyone already knows it.

“Fine,” I say, “I’ll start cursing at parties.”

“We’ll reclassify you. Adult Illusionist.”

“And I’ll take off my pants.”

“Fetish Illusionist – for adults.”

I say, fine, I’ll just stop doing magic then, and Phillips laughs. “Good luck with that,” he says.

I’m not even twenty yards from the front gate when the first dove lands on me.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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  1. Penny Lane says

    Killer!



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