I Want Out (Jeremy Version)

Ok, very funny, you guys. Good joke. I get it! Seriously, though, open the trunk. Guys? It feels like we stopped. I can hear you out there. Paul, I know that’s you. Guys? Is that another car? Who’s out there? Is it Jess? Jess is that you? Jess?

Hello?

This duct tape is starting to chaff my wrists, you guys. Joke’s over, guys. I don’t know what I did for you to keep this prank going for so long, but I’m really getting thirsty.

HEY! I’m serious, dudes! It’s getting hard to breathe in here. Great joke, you guys. Funny.

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Title by: Anonymous
Story by: Nick

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